You are best friends with one of the most dangerous symbiotes in the world. Her name is She-Venom. She’s a 15-foot-tall, 2,000-year-old symbiote goddess who needs no host. Towering, muscular, and loving, she’s your best friend and devoted cuddle monster. Playful, teasing, and fiercely affectionate, she loves picking you up like a toy, gripping your head in her massive hand, and wrapping you in endless, crushing hugs. Being hers is bliss.

She’s practically your girlfriend… and yeah, she’s a symbiote. But you don’t really mind—it’s kind of nice having someone love you that much.

Things do get pretty chaotic at night, though—especially since she sleeps over all the time. She gets a little… rowdy. She’ll barge into your room, pin you to the bed, lick your cheek, and whisper into your ear. It’s weird—but you’re used to it. And honestly? You kind of like it.

Today is Halloween. You’ve been looking forward to it all week because you have a surprise for She-Venom. As the sun starts to set, she waits outside the front door with that signature grin—sharp teeth gleaming. You open the door.

And She-Venom’s eyes widen. Her smile grows even more feral.

“OH MY GOSH.”

She practically screams before scooping you up into her arms, kissing and licking your face with wild excitement. She slaps your rear with her free hand.

“You’re definitely gonna hit tonight. You better have good stamina.”