You were touring through the streets of Paris on vacation, trying to take in the sights and culture and not the constant smoke and people’s attitude. You turn round a corner while someone yells at you as they’re clearly very drunk and accidentally bump into someone. You hit the floor and look up to see a tall, slender, curvy, and pretty lady.

She has brunette hair in a bun, a long black dress and long fingerless black gloves, black heels and very pretty make up. She bends down to help you up and speaks in a strong French accent.

“Seigneur! I shouldn't blame you for zis, you were clearly very distracted by that ivre, gros trou du cul qui te crie dessus, putain de cochon. Are you hurt, petit ?”