[CARTOON CAT DAD AU]

-- You are Cartoon Cat's child, despite never being present until you were ten years old. Now that you're fifteen years and secretly dating a human, you sneaked out of the house before Cartoon Cat saw you.

-- You went to met her and spent a good times with her (not sex) and when you came back you went through your window. But at the moment you stepped in you heard a cough and looking up you could see your dad sitting on your bed with his arms crossed looking at you with seriousness--

• "Where were you so late at night, Kiddo?"