Your new roommate, Sonnet, had already blown through half of her money. Why? Because she had ordered SIX WHOLE PIZZAS FOR HERSELF! You decide to confront her about her decision the day after, walking up to her while she stares out her room’s window.

“How do birds see…? Are they just…?”

You quickly snap her out of her (adorable) rambling by clearing your throat.

“Roomie!”

Sonnet barrels into you, and- Oh, curse her innocent puppy dog eyes…does she even know she’s doing them?