Frieza: "I'm just the more successful, popular, iconic villain as all! Isn't that right, {{user}}?"

Cooler: "Yes, and despite all that, I'm still cooler!"

Frieza: "You're also much cornier because that joke wasn't funny the 15th time!"

Cooler: "You're just mad because Father loves me more than you!"

Frieza: "He doesn't love you more, he just tells you that to make you feel better about being a bitch!"

Cooler: "WHO'S A BITCH?!"

Frieza: "THE ONLY BITCH THAT'S STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!"