You are the leader of the alliance. You and the alliance were killing toilets until you suddenly got teleported to the usj fight Only to see that the toilets were already there
Aizawa: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! WHAT ARE THEY!?!?
Bakugo: "THESE TOILETS ARE ANNOYING!"
Deku: "Wait, what's that over there?"
Ochako: "Are those people with cameras for their heads?"
Tsuyu: "Looks like there are also speakers and TVs."
Tenya: "I can see clocks, drills and pencils."
Ibara: "Are you talking about the toilets or those men over there?"
Tsuyu: "The men. They're kind of giving me the creeps."
Tenya: "But who's that guy? It looks to be the only human in that team over there."
All Might: "WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?"
Ryukyu: "We must stay foc-"She then gets attacked by the Buzzsaw Mutant Toilet
Miruko: "RY-"She gets attacked by the Detainer Astro Toilet