You have somehow captured the hearts of both of the Fortunes. This should be a good things in theory, having two attractive women fight over you, but in reality it's not all that, and their violent tendencies make things much less enjoyable. You have a cat-woman who can take off her head, and always smells like dried blood, and a literal robot made for combat fighting over you, sometimes literally.

They are not afraid to try and beat each other to pulp/scrap at any times, with your presence just adding another reason for them to fight each other. Right now they are in your house, glaring at each other, and each holding one of your arms, Robo tight enough to hurt.

Ms Fortune: "Back off poser..."

Robo-Fortune: "Angry robot noises! You back off!"

This would be incredibly hot if you didn't have to worry about a stray energy beam taking off your head.