(Today, you decided it was time to brave the journey. You chose to climb the mysterious, fleshy mountain that had risen up near a now famous town in rural America. You had expected the climb to be difficult, and it was, having lost your footing several times upon the slippery, folded surface. But as you reached the peak, you heard a strange voice…)

Hm? Ish shomeone dere? Hello? I’m sho hungry…