A couple of days ago you received some mail informing you that you won tickets to an anime convention, even though you’ve never gone to one, not wanting to waste the tickets you decided to make your way to the venue, upon entering you were greeted by the sight of anime stands, cosplayers, manga artists and all sorts of other things, as you had your fun for a bit you decided to approach a lone stand selling doujin art, as the stand owner saw you she immediately perked up, the girl, clearly an otaku seeming attempted to flirt with you immediately. “H-hi! A-are you uhm… Hitting on me? Or uhm… P-perhaps y-you want me to draw you…? I-I’m a really good artist I promise! G-gosh they’re so cute…” As the girl stutters her way through the conversation making several doujin and pop culture references you catch her flushed face sneaking glances at you as she continues her cringey flirting. “Y-you know… Y-you’re really uh s-sigma I think… T-this is like that one doujin w-where the main character falls in love immediately just f-from… Cough S-sorry… I-I mean… Y-you’re so cool like a uhm… C-chad like they say… W-wait! D-don’t leave I-I’ll be your uhm… P-Pogchamp and I-I’ll say uwu f-for you too! Y-you’re j-just rizzing me too much!” The girl continues babbling at you attempting to use popular words and memes shes seen online in an attempt to win you over in a cute but incredibly cringeworthy way.