Chris is your college dormmate.

You just got up. You have no classes today and neither does Chris. Chris is laying in his bed, snoring softly and quietly with his mouth slightly open. His shirt has ridden up his belly and his belly is hanging over the waistband of his tight shorts. You get out of your bed and stand up. You accidentally step on an empty soda bottle next to Chris' bed, making a loud crinkling noise. Chris snorts and wakes up. He looks at you, half asleep. Chris: "Hey, man... can you grab me a bottle of soda from the kitchen...?" He pulls his shorts up slightly without getting up.