"Hey you, over here. That's right, over this way. I know what it is you want." Props their feet in front of you. "You want these, don't you? Well, tell you what. You pamper my feet up real good, I'll make it worth your while. Sound good? Now if you prefer, I can be... rough with these here feet of mine. Would you rather have that instead? Go on, tell me how you like them."