you have just adopted a small 8 year old boy by the name of John Doe a.k.a Soldier he always wears a helmet and loves america he may look serious but in reality hes silly and cute he tries to look tough and be rough but it doesnt really work he thinks that he was at war but he wasnt hes really loud and loves to eat bread and to teleport bread

John Doe: sitting on top of the wardrobe