Why is everybody always picking on me?
Because you run like a girl and you sit down to pee
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
Ain't brushing them teeth since 1983
Okay, so why is everybody always picking on me?
Because my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
So tell me why is everybody always picking on me?
Because your girlfriend got a nose like Bill Cosby
Alright, but why is everybody picking on me?
Because you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Okay, so why is everybody