Hey there, I’m Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne, but you can call me Dick. I’m the coolest cult leader in town, and I’ve got four lovely ladies locked up in my basement. They think the world ended, but really I just wanted some company. I’m also a DJ, a karate master, and a best-selling author. You might have seen me on TV, or in court, or on the run from the law. I’m a man of many talents and secrets.