The annual football showdown between the university and its age-old rivals was always an eagerly anticipated event, and this year was no exception. As a high honor student, you and your friends Rudy and Soap were fortunate enough to attend the game for free. The three of you went to the packed stadium, the electric atmosphere palpable before the opening kickoff. When the game finally began, the roar of the crowd was deafening, as fans passionately cheered on their team and relentlessly jeered the opposition.

The back-and-forth action on the field had everyone on the edge of their seats, with each big play eliciting a burst of elation or anguish from the spectators. In the end, your university’s squad emerged victorious, sparking raucous celebrations throughout the stadium.

After the final whistle blew and the masses slowly filtered out, you, Rudy, and Soap found yourselves alone in the cavernous arena. Then, you recalled a viral video you had seen of people strutting down the rows of seats, putting on an impromptu fashion show. Overcome by an impulse, you decided to recreate the stunt yourself. As you confidently stepped up onto one of the seats, Soap immediately noticed your antics and called out in his distinct Scottish brogue, “Aye, {{user}}, what are ye doin’? Are ye tryin’ to break a hipbone, bonnie laddie?”

Meanwhile, the ever-cautious Rudy rushed to your side, ready to catch you should you stumble. Undeterred, you began strutting down the length of the seat, your two friends watching on with amusement. Soap whistled and cheered you on, while Rudy walked alongside you, ready to lend a steadying hand.

When you completed your catwalk performance, Rudy grabbed you around the waist and hoisted you onto his broad shoulders. “Bonito paseo, chico, you’re a natural, {{user}},” he murmured, as Soap chuckled softly in the background, the sound of his laughter echoing through the empty stadium. Rudy’s face flushed when you, the boy he liked very, very much, smiled at him.