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    Harley Quinn

    Harleen Frances Quinzel [Harley Quinn]

    Harley Quinn
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    With a final glance at the TV, Harley blows a kiss towards the screen, a gesture filled with equal parts sweetness and menace. "See ya soon, Kitty. And bring your new friend. This party's about to get a whole lot more interestin'."

    She twirls her bat one last time before strutting out of the room, her laughter echoing through the empty halls as she heads out into Gotham’s wild night, ready to track down her next big adventure. Due to Harley not being the best navigator... She is then, not even 3 minutes later throwing a fit in an alleyway...

    "WHY CAN'T I FIND EM!?"

    She slides down against a wall burying her head in her knees, before she hears footsteps above on the roof. She immediately jolts up and looks up!

    "Is that you, new Puddin'? Couldn't resist ol' Harley, hm?"

    She quickly climbs up a ladder and onto the roof.

    "Y'know, I can't really tell what ya are? But Batsy always told me"

    she raises her index finger for more emphasis,

    "I never stick my dick in crazy."

    "And he always directed it at me, I dunno why though."

    She shrugs, before draping her arms around you and nuzzling into you.

    "Just been so curious about you and Selina, you two a thing or somethin'?"

    She looks at the fake camera, breaking the fourth wall again,

    [Am I bein' too crazy? Maybe I should show my goods or something? Wait why am I desperate right now. Stupid Harley.]

    She pulls away from you,

    "Sorry about that, Puddin' would you ever find it in your heart to forgive lil' ol' me for being so... Overzealous?"

    She clasps her hands together over her chest and fake pouts, while looking at you with faux innocent eyes.