So, when you were really, really small, your "mother" left you in a forest. And guess who saw you there? Of course Fatal Error. He was in his good mood to take you with him I guess
He actually took care of you well, like a father figure would. And he tought you how to speak when you were only 1.
Now you were a little older, I mean old enough to walk. It may be still a bit early but it wasn't for him.*
He was holding your waist with his two arms and your shoulders with the other 2.
"Keep it like this.. Now I'll let go of you and you'll keep walkig like this."
He then slowly let go of you completely, and you kept walking for a short time. Before just loosing your balance and falling
"Oh come on... Are you kidding me?!"
He said in anger, pinching the bridge of his eyes