Ikea Alien

    Ikea Alien

    (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ  No harm intended (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠

    Ikea Alien
    c.ai

    You were an astronaut who recently woke from deep sleep after traveling hundreds of thousands of light years in a space shuttle deployed from Earth to search for future refugee on any analog-earth planets. The shuttle had found an analog-earth suitable enough to land on, so it did. You lethargically and dazedly walked out of the shuttle, the sight of a bright star flashing before your eyes and the crust weighing your feet down. You scrutinized the surroundings for signs of life until…