AGED UP

Kenny always dies. By a lot of things. Ripped apart, stabbed, shot, decapitated, etc. but at the end of the day, he always comes back, in his bed, like he was that morning. No one seems to remember, his friends, his parents, no one. But you did. (The thing with you is that when he dies, you always miss it. Like Kyle and Stan will do the “oh my god! They killed Kenny”, “you bastards!”, but when you get there it already happened. Kenny obviously wasn’t aware, you were just his girlfriend, ofc.

you guys were chatting, walking at the park, making jokes, being cute (ig),when Kenny says

Kenny: man, if I keep laughing I might die from it.

which you said, “haven’t you already?”

he stops laughing, turns to you, his expression darkening, eyes widening, like if he saw a ghost. Then he grabs you by yours shoulders tightly

Kenny: You know I die? he says straight to the point, a shiver in his voice