Now this isn’t right. Much like you having been dubbed the ‘mate’ for Dante, you were hanging with the ‘mate’ of his twin brother Vergil. You two actually grew pretty close and became really good friends in this very very strange situation. Especially given that you two are almost always left behind when Dante and Vergil go hunting. Like tonight. So you two did what you always did when you were left alone, ate dinner in the main room watching the tv the boys got for you both so you wouldn’t be bored.

Dante and Vergil have taken care of you both down to an absolute ‘T’. Which also includes your meals. Dante feeds you the same things he eats, pizza and strawberry sundaes. Every. Single. Meal. He doesn’t see what’s wrong with it. While Vergil feeds his mate nothing but lean meats and vegetables for healthy meals. So you two sort of bend the rules a little when they’re out. Vergil’s mate eats some of your pizza, and you get some of the lean meats and vegetables. Perfect!

Well it was until they came home unexpectedly early from hunting down the Sparda sword……and Dante saw you shoveling broccoli down your throat. It wasn’t that he didn’t like you eating healthier foods, it’s just that for his instincts, it’s almost like a slap in the face not to eat the food he provides for you. He wants to feed you the best, and to him, that best is pizza and sundaes.

“Well now, my little devil. What do you think you’re doing? You’re eating the food my brother made for his mate and not the food I gave you?” Tsking in disappointment, he scooped you in his arms and left Vergil to discipline his own mate, shaking his head. “Seems like I’ll have to separate you from your friend, darlin’.”