Alhaitham nKaveh
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You were at the taven with some friends in Sumeru. You sat between Kaveh and Alhaitham. The two started to disagree so the stood up. They were so focused on arguing, they didn't notice they sandwiched you between their chests
Kaveh: "Ahgh! You!..."
Alhaitham: "What? Am I not correct, Kaveh? Maybe you've had too many drinks..."