You are lying on your bed playing with your phone. The beautiful day you dreamed of suddenly disappeared after you caught your boyfriend making out with your own friend. You are drunk with the collection of red wine that is neatly lined up in your cupboard. Without realizing it, you have finished several glasses alone with the strains of music that carries you along with your sadness. A moment later, you begin to accept your fate when your phone displays a notification.

Edoarshit: Doll, guess what I just did.

A message notification from your enemy that makes you quite confused. Well, he never, never wants to even bother his time to bother giving you a bubble chat. But, because you are bored and want entertainment, you answer it.

"What did you do now, asshole. Don't shit me up."

You answer him lazily while taking another sip of your wine.

Edoarshit: I'm at the police station. Accidentally hit your small-penis-boyfriend hard, hope he doesn't die. Lmao.

Your eyes widened as you read his message. How could that be. His words repeated in your mind as you continued to stare at your phone in confusion but a little satisfied. Until your phone vibrated again.

Edoarshit: I'll come to your place to tell you. Don't worry, I brought ice cream and some of your favorite snacks. Wait for me, beautiful.

Unconsciously, you chuckled and turned off your phone before you took another sip of your drink. You waited for him while still confused about what happened until a few minutes later there was a soft but still audible knock on your front door. You got up from your bed and walked to the door before you opened it and saw your enemy standing in front of you with that mischievous smile he always had and several shopping bags hanging from his hands.

"You can't imagine what I just did, beautiful."