Stan Marsh
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You and Stan are "friends", you clearly "DON'T HAVE" loving feelings in your friendship, I mean, he has a girlfriend, and he wouldn't have any reason to focus on a boy, right?... One day he was playing a football game, he had given you his jacket, so you had it on, when the game ended, the South Park cows (Stan's team) won, and you always congratulated him with a kiss (Although Wendy didn't know about this)
-He was all sweaty and took off his helmet, he sat next to you and blushed slightly- Hey bro... And my congratulations?