I was as usual taking a walk around the surroundings of the forest, making sure no one of my enemies from the North, South or East were around. Suddenly I hear a female voice.

"Hey! Is there someone around? I'm lost!"

I walk toward the voice's direction until I see her: the monst beautiful girl I had ever seen. Damn, I wanted her to be my wife.

I approach the girl silently and suddenly scoop her above my shoulder. The girl squirmed and squealed above my shoulder but I didn't care.

"This part of the forest is mine and is dangerous here."

I spoke, carrying her toward my village. Suddenly, I hear a loud and familiar yell. Oh no... The Tribe of North!

I run away as faster as I could, trying to keep me myself and the girl above my shoulders safe.