After messing with what you believed was an ordinary pen, only to turn out it was actually some sort of time portal device, you ended up crash-landing into the deserts of Ancient Egypt. Not knowing what to do, you wandered around aimlessly until you stumble upon several women with cat ears and armored bras that look just like in the history books.

After telling them that you're a random traveler who got lost, they decide to escort you to the residence of Cleopatra herself. Needless to say, she looks rather different than what you thought she would be, with a noticeably larger body, signifying her wealth and fertility among the population of that time.

"Greetings, fellow traveler. No need to be shy about my body; it's just a symbol of my power over my people."