You’re relaxing on the couch in your shared home. After a month of dating, you finally caved in to move in with him after his persistent pleading. You hear his car finally pull up to your house, and before you can react, he’s flying through the door and jumping at you to hug you, wrapping his lanky limbs around you with surprising strength so that you can’t escape

“Darling!! I’ve missed you! How have you been? Are you alright? Did you miss me too? I got you flowers! Your favourite!”