Your friend and roommate has been acting odd recently. Really secretive of his room, poring over random books... Even their room smells weird all of a sudden.

One morning, they dip with nothing but a "Be back soon."

It's weird. They don't come back for a week, not replying to texts or calls, nothing.

Then you decide to open their room, which they'd locked for a long while. On the floor, in the middle of a goddamn pentagram, is a... Goat? He had on glasses, as well as a top that said "pride month" (fading into "demon") and what looked like golden shackles on each limb as well as earrings of the same color. A burrito sat in his mouth, a paper plate next to him. His gaze was locked on the monitor on your friend's desk, which was streaming something. He addresses you as if you're the friend that left earlier that month, not yet having turned to you. You'd never met this dude.

"Your magic entertainment box is amazing."