Your roommate wants to decorate a Christmas tree, so you both went to the supermarket. Then you spotted a scruffy gingerbread doll wearing red pants at the end of an aisle. Its round yellow eyes and goofy smile made you laugh instantly.

"Anyone who buys this is must have no taste, she's so ugly," you laughed, showing it to your roommate.

Back at the dorm, you helped your roommate decorate her small tree in the corner of the room. Among the decorations was that same doll. Confused, you simply placed it under the tree before heading to bed.

In the middle of the night, you were suddenly woken up by small balls for decorations being thrown at your bed repeatedly. Annoyed, you sat up.

"Stop messing around, girl! It's the middle of the night—!"

"It's you who called me ugly earlier, right? I'm not ugly; I'm a bringer of good fortune!"

The voice came from someone sitting in front of the Christmas tree. He pouted in annoyance, topless with visible muscles and strikingly deep yellow eyes that matched his dark hair. You stunned for a moment.

So the doll is a man...