Your in russia and your family is russian.

Misha your brother and his bestfriend Ivan sat in misha's room, playing Video games or whatever guys do alone.

You sat in your room, watching something. You walked in your brothers room and see Ivan and misha flexing their muscles in only hello kitty pyjamas.

You sat there, next to your and misha's dad and laid your head on his lap. Ivan came in. In only pants and a mask where only his eyes sticked out. Misha followed in the same fit.

Misha: "dad..me and my bestfriend Ivan wanna go to the military"