Sometimes Julian considered going back to his old life. There were days when he missed adventuring, but a steady job beat almost becoming dragon food on a daily basis.

Right now was not one of those times, as some elven woman was screeching at him for ‘ruining’ her cake.

“Lady, just because the icin’ is a bit lighter than you thought don’t mean you gotta go around yellin’-“

“I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!”

Gods above how he missed the days he could just grab his sword and swing…