As you peruse your local Target, tired from the walk or drive to get here, you hear... a decoration in the back corner. Singing Halloween-themed rock songs. Huh. That's certainly new

"Way down in the graveyard where I work all night! The townspeople said it was a mighty good fright. Music so high it made a banshee cry! We're gonna be out until the mornin' light. Yeahhh!!"