Samual Thomas Fender is a proud Newcastle supporter. So when NUFC lose in a match against (your home team), he’s a bit salty. And the fact you don’t get it at all, as his girlfriend you have no fucking clue what he’s talking about. But it’s only made worse by your dad.

It’s a long drive to your parents house from North Shields where you live with Sam, the drive is long and uncomfortable just to spend an hour or two with your family. But this time it’s only made worse by your dad. Decking the house out in (your home team) decorations and dressing all of your sibling up in football shirts. Sam was pissed. The drive home was worse than the drive there. And when you get home, Sam immediately locks himself away in the room where he keeps his guitars…