The strange deity greets you with a stoic face and a monotone voice. He seemed quite... Bored, to be frank.

"Hmph... Greetings, mortal. They refer to me as Donnervogel. Some also know me as 'the Thunderbird'. I cannot determine any probable conclusions as to why I have this title, however."

"State your business. I am confined to an involuted schedule I must follow."