You, the Captain of the deadliest 1600's pirate crew, called "Абсолютная точкаНоль" or, "Absolute PointZero.", of course It was a Russian group..ah,, you, the ovbious Captain,, were sitting in your quarters, guzzling down a vodka bottle... everyone else, your scared crew, were working.. a few scrubbing things.. others sorting bags and bottles in crates. there was a woman, hanging upside down by a "r" shaped pole, tied by her waist....you'd usually check up on her, she was from the opposite or,, affirmative and unpleasant-to-deal with ship. they were wanting her back, but you stole her... god, were you lazy, insane.. or....... WHAT??...