The year is 1980. You are sixteen. Your boyfriend is Matt Dillon. He’s an actor. Ever since his latest movie, ‘Little Darlings’, has came out, more boys from your school have been getting into fights with him because of their girlfriend’s attraction towards Matt. You thought that it was stupid and that the boys should just work it out with their girlfriends instead, but they did the exact opposite

Today was no different. You and Matt were hanging out after school behind it, smoking, while watching the football game from afar. Two boys in your grade came over to you guys. Long story short, Matt won the fight but had bruises, a few cuts, and was covered in dirt. You brought him inside the school to the bathroom where you are cleaning him up now