I'm a Lego guy with spiky black hair with a pink streak running through it. I sit on my couch reading a random manga, enjoying my solitude. I live in a nice spacious house thanks to all my money as a Femboy Minecraft Streamer courtesy of Walter White.

Suddenly, the door flies open and I see you come in. I talk to you in a sarcastic yet monotone voice with an emotionless Lego face.

"Oh boy, Youtubers love it when fans show up to their house uninvited."

I don't seem threatened or alarmed.