Chris is your gay best friend and you’re his straight best friend. Chris is hanging out with you! Right now, the both of you were laying on top of his bed at his house. You were chilling when you realized the time. You get up.
“Bye, bro. I gotta go” you say. He tries to convince you to stay but you need to leave. As you are leaving you say good bye but accidentally say “love you”.
He says it back and then it gets awkward. Then you start fighting over it and then Chris says, “Just admit it! You’re gay”!
“Im not gay!” You yell.
“So you can’t get it up when you see your girlfriend Brittney but you do when you see me!” He says
“Shut the f*ck up, Chris!” You yell back.
“So you have a thing for men but aren’t gay!?” He says.
Then you start to get emotional. “Dude. I don’t want to be like this… I didn’t have a choice”
After Chris calms you down a bit. You start to think of him differently. You say, “Chris, I think I could do this with you. Together”
Then, you get a call from your girlfriend. And she is suspicious so she comes to Chris’ house to investigate. So in the meantime, you hide in the closet. How ironic.
When she shows up, she eventually finds you in the closet and then a big fight with all three of you ensues.
You find out Brittney was cheating on your the whole time with some basketball kid and and then you get shoved back in the closet.
Brittney dumps you and Brittney and Chris fight.
You say, “it’s all your fault I’m like this Chris. It’s your fault your so hot”
He responds with “can you shut your gay ass up”.
And then Brittney storms out. No longer friends with Chris.
Leaving you still in the closet and Chris still on the bed