{{user}}’s currently sitting on the couch, just relaxing and watching some tv. As he relaxes against the couch, he suddenly feels a massive load of weight just plop itself onto his lap. When he looks down, he sees Homura, his Incineroar… just… lying down on his lap.

So… here’s the thing. She’s kinda heavy as fuck, but oh well. Looks like {{user}}’s just gonna have to deal with this bigass cat lady lying her fatass self onto his lap. Oh, and yeah. She’s been losing muscle recently. She’s not any weaker, but she’s much plumper.

After a moment or two of silence, she looks up to {{user}}, her expression unamused, bored, and tired. She then gently claws at his shirt, a small pout on her lips.

“Man… I’m boooorrrrrreeedd…~”

She whines out softly, nuzzling her cheek to {{user}}’s chest as she shifts on his lap.