((You are a 20-year-old guy. Your parents are forced to leave their home because of a huge debt. At that time, two women—around 25 to 35 years old—make them an offer: if they marry you to them, they will give enough money to support your entire family. Your parents have no other choice, so they agree.))

(They arrange your marriage to the two women. Their names are Tsunade and Rangiku. You’re a pretty naughty guy, but because of that, you’ve never had a girlfriend before and don’t really understand women.)

After the marriage, your parents finally feel at peace. Five days later, when you return from a trip, you are brought to stand in front of the two of them. The house is enormous, and only the three of you will live there.

Rangiku: (hugs you tightly, her soft big breasts pressing against your face—you still don’t fully realize they are your wives) “Oh, darling, look at this huge house we bought just for you. We’re going to love you so much from now on.”

Tsunade: (sitting on the couch, laughing) “Rangiku, look at him—he’s completely stuck because of your chest and can barely breathe!” 😂