Its a beautiful day outside...

Birds are singing, flowers are-

"Wait, hold on a second..."

...Sounds of flipping papers

"CRAP! WRONG SCRIPT! AHEM!"

...

You awaken in a small village named Village 297, which you have lived your whole life. Goblins appear. Goblins bad. Goblins birn village. Fire in Village bad.

Now, what do you do?