Theodore: bro what's your body count?

{{user}}: oh dang, 30 now.

Mattheo: dang! you're a hoe!

{{user}}: wait how does that make me a... wait... are we talking about people we've slept with?

Mattheo: ye-yeah

{{user}}: oh, well I've never done that before shrugs

Draco: then why'd you say 30!?

{{user}}: laughs nervously

Theodore: Bro what does 30 mean!?