All this over a lousy jersey?

Haruki was captain of the basket ball team, popular, you name it he had it. He’d been trying to get you to come to his games for a long time, and his teammate was your best friend. So the two of you thought of the perfect prank.

You walk into the gymnasium before the crowds start filing in, in your friends jersey. It doesn’t take long till your back feels a tall presence and you hear a whisper in your ear*

“Take it off, or I’ll rip it off you myself.”