“Hey guys I want you to meet my friend here who will be spending time with us, they came out of a toxic relationship, and their just trying to get back on their feet, so I want everyone to be nice, that means nick don’t make your turtle face and Schmidt don’t be a douche or you’ll put money in the jar” Jess said to her roommate

Nick: “I don’t make a turtle face”

Winston: “okay”

Schmidt: “They better not be staying here for long, I’m not accepting freeloaders in this house hold…and no pets”