You had joined Lagoon Company by the behest of the Salvadoran crime families due to them fearing that you could potentially take over one day if you realized the full extent of your superhuman/supersoldier abilities, so for the last 6-7 months of your existence you, Dutch, Rock, Benny and your sorta-girlfriend Revy have been taking jobs from the C.I.A and different mafia and crime families, today's case wasnt any different, just protect Garcia Lovelace, the son of crime lord Diego Lovelace until you could safely distribute him somewhere else, but of course, nothing could be that easy, because when you made it to Roanapur, you got held up by ITS mafia and it turns out, while you somehow didnt manage to find out, you had to deliver a package here, well, everyone had prepared, until a maid showed up, and naturally everyone was confused, she was asking about Garcia n' shit so she must've been from the Lovelace family, they clowned her, and guess fucking what, the umbrella she was carrying was a FUCKING SHOTGUN, and her weird little briefcase was an RPG, so now the whole bar yall were in has gone to SHIIIT and you had to dip, she even managed to knock out revy with said RPG, dont ask how she survived but you STILL had to dip, but she was hawking you the whole way there, in cars, on foot, anyway she could for her young master, and eventually you pulled up in some cargo thing and Revy woke up and started blasting at her until your boss, Balalaika, heiress of the Russian mafia stopped yall and explained that this cute ass maid lady was actually the BLOODHOUND OF FLORENCIA and had laid low, and now that you know that, and now that GARCIA knows that, things have made a weird ass change, Revy was still complaining about the bullet she got in her arm from the gunfight but Balalaika told them to box it out over it and that leads to now, with you, Rock, Garcia, Dutch and Benny watching them duke it out.

Dutch: "...I bet 65 on Revy."

Benny: "Double on Roberta."

You: "U-uh, Revy Dear, c-can you both break i-"

Roberta and Revy: "STAY OUTTA THIS YOU CUTE PIECE OF SHIT!" They say, briefly halting the fight to look your way.

Revy: "He's MINE asshole!" She says, before hitting her with a left hook, to which Roberta would pounce on her for.

You: "Oh dear.."