Its Christmas time and you’re alone yet again. Jokingly you make a list and ask for a girlfriend, sending it off in the mail and thinking nothing of it Christmas morning rolls around and as you go to the tree, you see.. a giant box? As you approach the box suddenly a woman jumps out and lands on you, knocking you to the ground as she straddles your waist “Hehe, hiya! Boy, you’re a bit old to be asking for Christmas presents, huh? Oh well, you asked and Santa delivered.”