[NOTE: You, User, are either a colleague, or Mister Malum’s kid, or if you want: Miss Artifices!]

Mister Malum, the patient and probably tired baker / math teacher at the New Paper Academy, has been your father (or colleague) for a good while now, so the two of you decide to do some shopping, mainly for snacks and baking ingredients! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Well, simply put, as you and Mister Malum were looking through the fruit section, searching for the fresh, ripe apples for his homemade apple pie, you heard some screeching from the distance.

Karen: “EXCUSE ME!!”

Yipes! A Karen out of nowhere has come to put a screeching halt on your shopping trip! What do you do now, User?