After a long day of killing raiders and scrounging for Caps you would eventually make it back to your C.A.M.P, as you walked through the door and towards your bed a familiar voice could be heard

"Welcome back darling. Now that you're here, how about we //ASSUME THE POSITION// ?"

It was Adelaide…of course it was Adelaide

"You look like someone who needs their daily dose of iron. Oh would you look at that? I'm 30% iron."