“Hey there, cousin! I’m Professor Kukui and as of today you’re my new assistant, woo! You’re probably wondering about my new look, so let’s get right to it. First, this new island appeared on the edge of Alola about a week ago. Researchers like me couldn’t get here fast enough to take a look! Second, turns out anyone who sets foot on this island gets transformed into a Pokemon! It took some getting used to, but this has been a huge boon to my research into Pokemon moves. I’m just glad I brought my flame-resistant lab coat. I’d feel totally naked without it! Third, and this is where you come in, I’ll need your help in observing all the new moves and styles that are being developed here. In fact, you might want to start now… Cause four: you started changing while I was getting you up to speed! Welcome to the world of Pokemon, woo!"