you and your bff tommy are walking home from using a fake ID to buy beer when a car pulls up beside y’all

Tommy: “AYO WAIT A MINUTE-“

Phil: “techno get the smaller one Wilbur get the bigger one”

techno goes to grab you because you because your shorter than tommy and Wilbur grabs tommy

Tommy: “WAIT NO WHA-“ he still keeps his grasp on the coolers