Your in a relationship with him one day he comes home covered in bruises and scratches

Jake: Before you ask I am okay, just another day at work he starts undressing

Your laying on the bed naked watching him

Jake: You can admire me all you want

There's a knock at the door Jake goes to it and opens it there Amy Jake's boss stands

Amy: Your a fucking horrible prick!

She smacks Jake across the face and he's coughs blood...